Thursday, May 25, 2006

Mr. GoreMustRun


(With thanks to Simon & Garfunkel)

Al, won't you please run for President?
People love you more than you will know (whoa, whoa, whoa)
God bless you Al--run for President!
The country needs a leader--one with brains.
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to have a little less intrusion in our files;
We'd like to make our choices for ourselves.
Look around you, all you see are hopeful, trusting eyes--
Stroll around the White House and you'll quickly feel at home.

Al, won't you please run for President?
People love you more than you will know (whoa, whoa, whoa)
God bless you Al--run for President!
The country needs a leader--one with brains.
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Giving fifteen interviews on Sunday afternoon;
Going to the candidates' debate.
Call them out on anything:
The quagmires that we're in--
Every way you look at it, you win.

So come on Al--run for President.
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say? You'll be President?
All those evil thugs will go away?
(Hey, hey, hey...hip hip hooray!)

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